This Is All For You

8th May 2012

Chat reblogged from 83 Miles Away with 108,220 notes

IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO ITTTTTT

• Ask and I'll answer...
• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
• 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
• 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
• 11: Top or bottom?
• 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
• 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
• 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
• 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
• 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
• 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
• 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
• 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
• 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
• 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
• 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
• 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
• 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
• 25: Biggest turn on:
• 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
• 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
• 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
• 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
• 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
• 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
• 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
• 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
• 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
• 35: What your favorite part of your body:
• 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
• 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
• 38: What do you wear to bed?
• 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
• 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
• 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
• 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
• 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
• 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
• 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
• 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
• 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
• 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
• 49: Most attractive celebrity?
• 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Source: myegotisticalindulgences